Review of Neutrogena Sunless Tanning Spray Micro Mist Medium

Throughout the years I have tried many sunless tanning products. In the winter months especially. If I don't have some color to my skin, I look sick!
Instead of hurrying on over to the tanning salon every other day I use alternative products...you know the ones that keep my wrinkles at bay. Sunless tanners.
Last night while cleaning out my closet I came across a slew of old sunless tanning products, so I figured I would come here and share my experiences with each and every one of them.
Suspect:
Neutrogena Sunless Tanning Spray Micro Mist Medium
Why I wanted to catch her:
I purchased it when it first hit the market, because the whole concept seemed so deliciously neat, easy and would spare me a lot of time. The bottle also promised me fine and even coverage. It supposedly goes on fast, and allows you to spray it on hard to reach areas such as your back.
Appearance:
Neutrogena Sunless Tanning Spray Micro Mist Medium comes in a stand up aerosol can. The can itself it a golden orange color. You can purchase Neutrogena Sunless Tanning Spray Micro Mist Medium it in light and darker shades as well. Seeing how I have light skin, and wanted medium skin I bought the medium. Tee-hee!I think I should of bought the one designed for lighter skin though.
Relationship:
I used to spray mist just the way the bottle said to. First I exfoliated my face, and then I closed my eyes; held the can about 10-12 inches away from my face and sprayed some on. It covered my face with a light mist. The bottle claimed that rubbing it in was unnecessary, but the mist was so drippy that I knew if I didn't rub it in, I would end up with some nasty looking streaks.
The scent of Neutrogena Sunless Tanning Spray Micro Mist Medium is that same nasty sunless tanning scent that we all hate. It's chemically, chlorine water like. It's not likable, it's...it's...it's just nasty.
Next I applied a light mist to my legs. What I didn't like about the whole concept was how I could not see where I was getting coverage most and where I was not. This product would have been a hell of a lot easier if they added some sort of color, just so I could see where it was going.
Crime:
Neutrogena Sunless Tanning Spray Micro Mist Medium didn't work any wonders instantly. I went to bed though and woke up to legs and a face that looked like I had rolled around in an Oompa Loompa's diarrhea. I had streaks here, streaks there... streaks everywhere...'I don't like the looks of that! Oompa doompa doopa dee dee!'
I turned to my exfoliation wand to try and remove the dark lines that were left behind. Luckily the exfoliation took care of most of it...let me tell you it hurt like hell exfoliating a freshly exfoliated face! Not fun man!
Recommendation:
Armed and dangerous, avoid if you come in contact with this criminal.